In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom. He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one. And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb. The cops tried to stop him before...

When slowing down the video, or looking very carefully very fast, the turtle first bursts his eyes out, then he explodes with no blood. His mechanics are very, very simple.

Mine Turtle is half turtle, half landmine – and is ready to explode!*. Your mission is to avoid detonating the little guy by completing challenges, doing dares and telling hard truths.

QUICK TO LEARN EASY TO PLAY: a simple game of truth or dare with added explosions! Play in 20 minutes with 2 - 6 friends, family members, or mortal enemies. A NEW GAME EVERYONE WILL …

Oct 9, 2025 · Mine Turtle takes that familiar formula, throws in an adorable yet deeply suspicious turtle bomb, and adds a deck full of dares, truths, and challenges to make things even more ridiculous.

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!" MINE TURTLE Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from. In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom. He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a...

Jun 3, 2024 · If they refuse to do so or fails the mission, they'll have to push the Mine Turtle's detonator button for as many times as the cards says. And the meaner the missions, the more times they'll …

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Mine Turtle (Sciencey name: Mea Turtur) is an animal bomb which appeared in asdfmovie5 three times, asdfmovie6 once and another apperance in the deleted scenes video released in 2013. It looks like a …